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Whose Cakes these are? of sweetened dough.   His house is internationally known;   He will leave the ketchup here   and watch me fill my mouth with Potatoes.    My family must think it queer   To eat my pancakes with root beer But If they're serving it to me I can't be blamed for what happens here   I give my waiter a fat tip   Because the service industries a rip The only way to make some doughIs sueing IHOP for a broken...

There once was a man named General Genghis Kahn Schmitz who scared children out of their wits. Not much is know about this man other than that fact that he was a domineering general with a love of butter bread (so long as its eaten butter side up), and his unwavering hatred for those who like to eat their bread butter side down. I would like to think that Schmitz was a nice person deep, deep down, however the harshness of reality turned him...